Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.