The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...