Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...