Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...