Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....