May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What type of prize did you win?
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Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
My son swallowed the can opener
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A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...