The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Help stories from Tech Support
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Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...