Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...