Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...