You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...