No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...