Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...