Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...