man and E.T
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Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...