Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...