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Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Bathroom reading material
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Temperatures and What They Mean
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A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...