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What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
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Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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