Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...