Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...