He is extremely drunk
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
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Billy Gates writes to Santa
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
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What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...