2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...