Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Whats the world weakest animal?
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Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Counting some sheep
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...