Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...