Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...