Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...