Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...