What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...