The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...