Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....