Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...