spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...