Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
SOTALLY TOBER
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A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...