Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...