Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...