The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman