Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....