Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...