Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
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|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
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Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...