Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...