Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...