Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...