Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...