Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...