Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...