Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
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This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.