Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...