Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...