Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...