Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Murphy said to his daughter
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How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.