Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...