Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...