Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...